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Chinese Egg Drop Soup

Boil up some water
Add a couple table spoons of that powdered chicken broth stuff
Keep er boiling
Throw in a few handfuls of chives/green onions/parsley. You know that stuff grows like mad round hurr.
If the greens are hard, boil em up
Pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper
Crack a couple eggs in there
Give it one stir,
then don’t touch,
Salt if you want
more stuff if you want
Chinese Egg Drop Soup, yo

Nuclear mom slow cooker recipe: Cranberry Roast

Easy, delicious, hearty, and filling! Not even slightly vegetarian, this recipe is best if you can get a beef roast that hasn’t traveled thousands of miles. It’ll be more delicious!

In a slow cooker:
-a pack of onion soup mix (on the bottom)
-a beef roast
-a can of whole cranberry sauce (pour over the roast)
Cook on low for 8 hours.
When you get home from work, steam some green beans or asparagus.
Remove roast, and wisk in a couple teaspoons of melted butter and flour to thicken the gravy. Oh man.

sooooo goooooood.