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Chinese Egg Drop Soup

Boil up some water
Add a couple table spoons of that powdered chicken broth stuff
Keep er boiling
Throw in a few handfuls of chives/green onions/parsley. You know that stuff grows like mad round hurr.
If the greens are hard, boil em up
Pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper
Crack a couple eggs in there
Give it one stir,
then don’t touch,
mostly
Salt if you want
more stuff if you want
Chinese Egg Drop Soup, yo
deelish

Nuclear mom slow cooker recipe: Cranberry Roast

Easy, delicious, hearty, and filling! Not even slightly vegetarian, this recipe is best if you can get a beef roast that hasn’t traveled thousands of miles. It’ll be more delicious!

In a slow cooker:
-a pack of onion soup mix (on the bottom)
-a beef roast
-a can of whole cranberry sauce (pour over the roast)
Cook on low for 8 hours.
When you get home from work, steam some green beans or asparagus.
Remove roast, and wisk in a couple teaspoons of melted butter and flour to thicken the gravy. Oh man.

sooooo goooooood.