Basic Thai Noodles

Cook a package of vermicelli  noodles. Set aside.
Whisk in a bowl, your sauce ingredients:
1/4 c. some kinda vegetable oil
1/2 c. sesame oil
6 tablesp. honey
6 tablesp. soy sauce
Sautee in a pan: a chopped jalapeno and lots of minced garlic.
Dump in there: the noodles and sauce, combine well.
Now add a cup each of chopped basil and chopped green onions.
Mix and garnish with crushed peanuts, cilantro, and lime

Crashed Potatoes

Boil 20-30 little gem potatoes. Drain and spread out to dry.
Grease up a big metal cookie sheet.
Smoosh each potato down on there with a fork.
In a small bowl, whisk up an egg and add some seasonings to it.
Paint the smooshed potatoes with the egg wash, and generously salt
Bake the hell out of them!
Add cheese if you want, finish under broiler.
Break them up and serve with sour cream

Creamy and Sweet Broccoli Salad

Fry 5 strips of bacon, drain, crumble, set aside.
Make dressing next, whisk together in a bowl:
1 cup of mayo and 3 tablespoon each of honey and vinegar
Set aside. Now get a big bowl and combine:
3 heads of broccoli, de-stalked
1/2 a purple onion, diced
1 cup of raisins or dried cranberries
1 cup of sunflower seeds
Dat bacon
Now add the dressing and combine very well

Smoked Salmon and Cucumber Rolls

Spread cream cheese on a piece of smoked salmon.
Mill some fresh pepper on there. Or some other stuff.
Place a spear of cucumber on the edge, and roll er up
Slice into bite-sized pieces and enjoy