“Adrian Dix made our plans fall apart! What a jerk” -The News

He was like “Umm, if we’re gonna debate, shouldn’t everyone be involved? What about the Cons and the Greens?” and instead of writing an article with the headline “Dix Has a Good Point” they run some crap about how inconvenient this’ere ninny-pants is being. With the election in a month, shouldn’t everyone be going head-to-head on relevant issues? Who is denying participation here? Elizabeth May would certainly revel in the opportunity- she has science, logic, and common sense in her corner.  So that leaves the Conservative Party of Screw This Planet.  Is a widdle Con feeling a widdle scaaaowd?

Ine’ not scaaowrd

In other news today, my boyfriend saved a tree.


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